我們最喜歡的關於梅蘭妮出奇的麻疹的評論

麻疹每年都會使全世界的人生病和死亡。但《梅蘭妮神奇的麻疹》一書的作者斯蒂芬妮·梅森哲（Stephanie Messenger）認為，我們太過緊張了，不想讓我們的孩子患上可預防的疾病，這些疾病可能會讓他們極度不舒服、失明或死亡。從她在亞馬遜上的作者資訊：...

麻疹每年都會使全世界的人生病和死亡。但《梅蘭妮神奇的麻疹》一書的作者斯蒂芬妮·梅森哲（Stephanie Messenger）認為，我們太過緊張了，不想讓我們的孩子患上可預防的疾病，這些疾病可能會讓他們極度不舒服、失明或死亡。從她在亞馬遜上的作者資訊：

Melanie's Marvelous Measles was written to educate children on the benefits of having measles and how you can heal from them naturally and successfully. Often today, we are being bombarded with messages from vested interests to fear all diseases in order for someone to sell some potion or vaccine, when, in fact, history shows that in industrialized countries, these diseases are quite benign and, according to natural health sources, beneficial to the body. Having raised three children vaccine-free and childhood disease-free, I have experienced many times when my children's vaccinated peers succumb to the childhood diseases they were vaccinated against. Surprisingly, there were times when my unvaccinated children were blamed for their peers' sickness.

我父親小時候患過麻疹；他出生於1963年疫苗接種運動開始之前。爸爸沒有出奇的麻疹-他有悲慘的麻疹，他也不太喜歡他感染的其他兒童疾病。我當然接種了疫苗；我父親不明白我為什麼要受苦，因為他是一個好父親（充分披露：我們是有關係的；我的四個弟弟妹妹也接種了疫苗）。這讓我父親走在了斯蒂芬妮·梅森哲和其他虐待孩子的父母的前面，他們願意讓自己的孩子冒著死亡的危險，讓其他易受傷害的人冒著感染的危險，因為他們被自然主義的謬論所迷惑(順便說一句：砷是天然的，但在給孩子吃之前我會猶豫。）

但我要聽到雙方的聲音！以下是五星級評論對梅蘭妮出奇的麻疹的評價：

Finally! A children's book with an agenda I can get behind! I always thought I loved kids until I actually had one of my own and boy was I wrong! I researched anything and everything I could possibly do to get rid of the little brat, but I didn't want to be arrested for murder and childhood cancer is just too darn unpredictable. Fortunately, I stumbled upon "Melanie's Marvelous Measles," and learned that there is a huge community of people who hate children as much as me! Thanks to Melanie, I was able to ignore my pediatrician's recommendati*** to vaccinate my daughter before our trip to Disney World, all while acting like I want what is "best" for my child.

-布列塔尼

The author explores the wondrous theme of how highly contagious, deadly diseases are beneficial in nature, such as through natural selection. They can also be beautiful. Little-known fact: Georges Seurat's La Grande Jatte was inspired by the pretty spots he saw on the faces of dying Parisians before the advent of that dastardly measles vaccine. Killing yourself, your children, and others is our right as Americans. Thank the gods for authors willing to tell this beautiful story and help kill children.

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As a carpenter who specializes in itty bitty coffins I can't say enough good things about this book, my customer base has been growing at an epidemic rate!

-桑德拉布拉德利

其他評論員建議為Messenger系列提供其他書籍：

Don't overlook the lesser known Dr. Seuss books in this series — "Horton hears an air raid siren," "Oh the places you'll itch," "How the Grinch caught Chlamydia," "And to Think That I Contracted It on Mulberry Street," "Skull Fracture Mayzie," "Hop on your remaining foot," " The 500 days in ICU of Bartholomew Cubbins," and "If I Ran the Mortuary."

-納撒尼爾帕金森二世

If you enjoyed this book, check out these other fine titles from the same author: Abby's Absolutely Abundant Abscess Addie's Adorable Adenoma Adelia's Addled Alzheimer's Andy's Amazing AIDS Anne's Incandescent Anorexia Annette's Astonishing Aneury** Annie's Awesome Asthma Arnie's Artful Addiction Barack's Baroque Barbiturate Overdose Barry's Bitchin' Beri Beri Beatrice's Bawdy Bronchitis Bella's Beloved Bell's Palsy Bennett's Breathtaking Boil Bertha's Blossoming Bulimia Billy's Bodacious Botuli** Bobby's Bitchin' Bubonic Plague Bobby's Bubbling Buboes Bob's Bodacious Bone Break Boris's Big Blister Bradley's Brilliant Bradycardia

-邁克爾J。他的名單還在繼續

我看到許多平常嚴肅的人主張我們應該對抗疫苗的信徒更友善；他們在做他們認為對孩子最好的事，我被告知。也許他們是。但我不相信基於意圖來評估行動；畢竟，沒有酒後駕車的人打算撞倒一個孩子。這就是那些否認疫苗益處的人：酒後駕車，不能或不願意看到他們把其他人的生命置於危險之中。你只需看看迪斯尼樂園的爆發，就可以看到他們善意的後果：人類的苦難。