麻疹每年都会使全世界的人生病和死亡。但《梅兰妮神奇的麻疹》一书的作者斯蒂芬妮·梅森哲（Stephanie Messenger）认为，我们太过紧张了，不想让我们的孩子患上可预防的疾病，这些疾病可能会让他们极度不舒服、失明或死亡。从她在亚马逊上的作者信息：

Melanie's Marvelous Measles was written to educate children on the benefits of having measles and how you can heal from them naturally and successfully. Often today, we are being bombarded with messages from vested interests to fear all diseases in order for someone to sell some potion or vaccine, when, in fact, history shows that in industrialized countries, these diseases are quite benign and, according to natural health sources, beneficial to the body. Having raised three children vaccine-free and childhood disease-free, I have experienced many times when my children's vaccinated peers succumb to the childhood diseases they were vaccinated against. Surprisingly, there were times when my unvaccinated children were blamed for their peers' sickness.

我父亲小时候患过麻疹；他出生于1963年疫苗接种运动开始之前。爸爸没有出奇的麻疹-他有悲惨的麻疹，他也不太喜欢他感染的其他儿童疾病。我当然接种了疫苗；我父亲不明白我为什么要受苦，因为他是一个好父亲（充分披露：我们是有关系的；我的四个弟弟妹妹也接种了疫苗）。这让我父亲走在了斯蒂芬妮·梅森哲和其他虐待孩子的父母的前面，他们愿意让自己的孩子冒着死亡的危险，让其他易受伤害的人冒着感染的危险，因为他们被自然主义的谬论所迷惑(顺便说一句：砷是天然的，但在给孩子吃之前我会犹豫。）

但我要听到双方的声音！以下是五星级评论对梅兰妮出奇的麻疹的评价：

Finally! A children's book with an agenda I can get behind! I always thought I loved kids until I actually had one of my own and boy was I wrong! I researched anything and everything I could possibly do to get rid of the little brat, but I didn't want to be arrested for murder and childhood cancer is just too darn unpredictable. Fortunately, I stumbled upon "Melanie's Marvelous Measles," and learned that there is a huge community of people who hate children as much as me! Thanks to Melanie, I was able to ignore my pediatrician's recommendati*** to vaccinate my daughter before our trip to Disney World, all while acting like I want what is "best" for my child.

-布列塔尼

The author explores the wondrous theme of how highly contagious, deadly diseases are beneficial in nature, such as through natural selection. They can also be beautiful. Little-known fact: Georges Seurat's La Grande Jatte was inspired by the pretty spots he saw on the faces of dying Parisians before the advent of that dastardly measles vaccine. Killing yourself, your children, and others is our right as Americans. Thank the gods for authors willing to tell this beautiful story and help kill children.

-slashjc公司

As a carpenter who specializes in itty bitty coffins I can't say enough good things about this book, my customer base has been growing at an epidemic rate!

-桑德拉布拉德利

其他评论员建议为Messenger系列提供其他书籍：

Don't overlook the lesser known Dr. Seuss books in this series — "Horton hears an air raid siren," "Oh the places you'll itch," "How the Grinch caught Chlamydia," "And to Think That I Contracted It on Mulberry Street," "Skull Fracture Mayzie," "Hop on your remaining foot," " The 500 days in ICU of Bartholomew Cubbins," and "If I Ran the Mortuary."

-纳撒尼尔帕金森二世

If you enjoyed this book, check out these other fine titles from the same author: Abby's Absolutely Abundant Abscess Addie's Adorable Adenoma Adelia's Addled Alzheimer's Andy's Amazing AIDS Anne's Incandescent Anorexia Annette's Astonishing Aneury** Annie's Awesome Asthma Arnie's Artful Addiction Barack's Baroque Barbiturate Overdose Barry's Bitchin' Beri Beri Beatrice's Bawdy Bronchitis Bella's Beloved Bell's Palsy Bennett's Breathtaking Boil Bertha's Blossoming Bulimia Billy's Bodacious Botuli** Bobby's Bitchin' Bubonic Plague Bobby's Bubbling Buboes Bob's Bodacious Bone Break Boris's Big Blister Bradley's Brilliant Bradycardia

-迈克尔J。他的名单还在继续

我看到许多平常严肃的人主张我们应该对抗疫苗的信徒更友善；他们在做他们认为对孩子最好的事，我被告知。也许他们是。但我不相信基于意图来评估行动；毕竟，没有酒后驾车的人打算撞倒一个孩子。这就是那些否认疫苗益处的人：酒后驾车，不能或不愿意看到他们把其他人的生命置于危险之中。你只需看看迪斯尼乐园的爆发，就可以看到他们善意的后果：人类的苦难。