如何假惺惺地上完体育课,仍然能取得好成绩(fake your way through gym class and still get a good grade)

体育课不是每个人都喜欢的。如果你缺乏热情、敏捷性或协调性,但仍然需要对运动能力进行评分,本文将解释如何在你的成绩单上伪造成绩,并仍然获得“A”。...

第1部分第1部分,共4部分:伪装夺取旗帜

  1. 1明智地选择。当你选择国旗时,选择最大的尺寸。把旗子直接放在腰上,然后把它松松地夹在一起。把你的旗帜放在显眼的地方。这样,有人就可以轻易地抓住你的旗帜,让你退出比赛。
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  3. 2在球场上,以正常速度跑步,不要太累,也不要放慢速度,以表明你没有尝试。当你跑步时,选择最好的球员的旗帜。他们会意识到你想偷走他们的国旗,拿走你的。
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  5. 3.围着另一队转。最好是在中心,你可以清楚地看到,你的旗帜很容易被盗。有时走近弱者,这样就不明显了。
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  7. 4确保你没有得到任何人的旗帜。如果你前一分钟玩得很糟糕,然后下一分钟抓到十面旗帜,那么你的老师就会知道出了什么事。
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  9. 5.当你外出时,走到队伍的最后面。确保你专注地观看比赛,让它看起来像你想玩。
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第2部分第2部分,共4部分:假装曲棍球

  1. 1如果你能选择自己的位置,就选择防守。你只需要站在守门员附近,如果冰球靠近你,你就可以把它击倒。如果你不能选择自己的位置,那就和好球员待在一起。如果球靠近他们,他们会帮你击球,因为他们知道你不是一个强壮的球员。
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  3. 2在防守时,不要离开你的位置,确保你在看球,或者靠近球所在的健身房一侧,让球看起来像你想要得到它。
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  5. 3每隔一段时间移动一下你的手杖。也许是“偶然”击中了别人的棍子,所以看起来你在努力。
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  7. 4.看上去很忙。轮到你的时候,看比赛。不要走神,因为很明显你不想玩这个游戏。
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第3部分第3部分,共4部分:假装热身

  1. 1如果你在做俯卧撑,一路往下走,并停留在其他人做两个俯卧撑所需的时间内。因此,当每个人都因为做了30次而汗流浃背时,你只做了15次。
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  3. 2.付出很多。做引体向上时,弯曲肘部并跳跃。也许你的腿也会弯曲。这是利用假伤来摆脱锻炼的最佳时机。比如你伤了手腕之类的。如果他们送你去看护士,不要去找护士。去洗手间或者在学校里散散步。只要确保你有通行证,以避免不必要的拘留!
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  5. 3对于仰卧起坐,只坐一半。那下次就别做了。然后半途而废,然后不做一个,以此类推。做一个真正的仰卧起坐为最后一个他们打电话。你不想让人觉得你没有努力。
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第4部分第4部分,共4部分:假装举重

  1. 1选择正确的重量。可能会有一些重量供你选择。选择第二个最轻的。你不想让你的假象显而易见。然后,当提起它时,不要太用力。举起来。你甚至不必一路举起它。让它看起来像你在努力。
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  3. 2 CT气喘吁吁。当时间到了,当你减肥的时候,说“呸!”然后你可以擦去额头上的“汗水”。
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  • 当在体育课上假装受伤或生病时,请在课外至少呆15分钟。这通常是护士的就诊时间。
  • 发表于 2022-03-26 05:50
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