雪佛兰本周宣布推出新一代克鲁兹（Cruze），这款小型轿车旨在吸引年轻一代。这使得通用汽车公司的通讯团队似乎有点混乱，因为他们刚刚发布了：

如果你没有时间把这些废话翻译成不需要千禧一代的头脑来处理的东西，我冒昧地为你做了：

Happy person loves car

City car music, stop. Dash city, city, city, city, 11 o'clock in the evening, happy and sad, a new car chicks love. Swap your phone, go bowling with triangles, and gas up for basketball, football, soccer, baseball, tennis, and bicycling. Thumbs-up for new bread, dresses, shoes, lipstick, and dancers who text each other. Cars for businesspeople who text, "I have an idea for a new car on the Earth."

• Triangle: I love strong basketball and football champi***hips
• Phone signal: Seven phones are cool, but look up and read 100 books. Cars love phones. Diamonds will make you squint.
• Coach seat on an aircraft: Walk, dance, and fix your hair.
• Gas: 2015: 35 per bridge into 2016. Applause! In six hours, it'll be the 15th; stocks are rising.
• Danger: Thinking about purses. OnStar.
• Car: Soon, flowers.
• Car: The Earth rotates.

A car travels from day to night, through rainbows, cities, and bridges! Cars, phones, gas stati***, rollercoasters. Love it 100 times, check.

Search for 1911 destination city car music, stop. Chevrolet and three Earths. Chevrolet goes to gas stati*** that you love.

Get sleepy, use a computer and a phone to visit www.chevrolet.com.

你可以怪蛇人。